PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's discuss about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more then just watching. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. An